Thursday, June 21, 2012

Bestial Kommand Nuklear Wrath


For your amusement (but mostly just my own): create your own KVLT blackened death-thrash band!  Just mix and match words from Column A (Adjectives of Armageddon) and Column B (Nekro Nouns), and voila! You're ready to plug your cassette-only release on the NWN! message boards.  Remember, it has to sound like it was made in 1985 (even if you weren't born until 1989).

COLUMN A COLUMN B
Bestial Kommand
Genocidal Wrath
AtomikWar
NuklearChaos (or Kaos, or Khaos)
Diabolikal Desekrator
ApokalyptikHolokaust
UnholyDestruktion
Blackened Abomination
InfernalTerror
BlasphemousTormentor

Somewhere Hazardous Pussy Desecrator is laughing. That guy gets it.