Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Beauty Meets Beast

Today in "once you see it you'll never unsee it"...the last issue of Terrorizer I purchased had David "Do the Hustle" Vincent on the cover, and I kept thinking that his new look reminded me of something. The extended jaw...the dyed hair...the eyeliner...the spray-tan...the leather fetish. A few of my friends like to compare it to Nikki Sixx, but I was seeing something else. And then it hit me:

Good to know that when the Lord of All Fevers and Plagues gets tired of his death metal comeback, there's always a place for him as a WWE diva. Let's just pray that there's no sex tape.