Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Tales from the Blast Furnace

My buddy Metal Mike found another one of the cassettes I traded with him back in the day: in this case, Nile, Suffocation, and Immolation. Apparently the other side was "Brutality North of the Border: CRYPTOPSY."

Two things:

1) Even back then, my metal friends weren't safe from my bad one-liners;

2) I wonder if these tapes could help score my dream job of working for the Colbert Report, the only other place I can think of that has multiple headlines apropos of nothing.