Saturday, February 23, 2013

Evil minds that plot destruction

Hi new neighbours. Remember that time you were hammering things into your walls at 1:00 AM? Well tonight I'm blasting the first four Black Sabbath albums one after another. Consider it a housewarming present.

See, I was going to turn down my speakers when you started knocking on the walls to get me to quiet down. And then I remembered, "Hey, aren't these the same inconsiderate assholes who kept everyone up all night when they first moved in?" And I realized that I kind of liked making you try and shut me up, and I want to irk you into doing it as much as I can. Because eventually your hands will get tired; but I will never get tired of "Children of the Grave" at full blast, ever. Have a great night!