This one nearly slipped by me: June 6th is the International Day of Slayer, a day all heshers celebrate by playing Slayer at excessively high volumes. Of course, that means almost every day could be Slayer Day for me, but considering the extremes Slayer fans go to show their devotion, my neighbours should consider themselves lucky.
Anyways, happy Slayer Day, everyone. SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!...and so forth.