Friday, April 8, 2011

Making Friends at Costco, starring me and my Napalm Death hoodie

For some reason, my Napalm Death hoodie continues to be a source of conversation between me and the staff at my local Costco.

Costco Staff Member, checking my receipt: "What does that say?...I can read 'Death'... 'Megadeath?'"
Me, pushing cart: "Actually, it's NAPALM Death."
Costco Staff Member, squinting: "Napalm Death? how many people actually get that?"
Me: "Well...probably 1 in 10."
CSM: "1 in 10? Now I got the second word, how many people get that?"
Me: "Well, THAT's the easy part..."